what is this "internet" you speak of?

I forgot that the princess had such a great sense of humor. It’s a shame she is also a tease. You would like to think that after dying over and over, jumping over hundreds of lava pits, sand pits, spikes, etc, and dodging fireballs, spiked shells, hammers, boomerangs, and statues shooting laser beams, you would get something more than “Ha ha ha! Bye bye.”.